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But I Thought All Black Girls Could Dance? by Monique Brantly PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, 25 September 2007
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"And 2, 3, 4 (pause) 6, 7, 8 ... and 2, 3, 4 (pause) 6, 7, 8" "You got it?"

My salsa partner tries so hard to be patient with me. Each time we dance it's the same story. He counts "And 2, 3, 4 (pause) 6, 7, 8," asks me if I've got it and after replying "I think I've got it," I proceed to dance on "1, 2, 3 (pause) 5, 6, 7" :::sigh::: I simply can't catch the beat.

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On our first day of official group salsa lessons, I knew immediately that i was in over my head. My partner was working late and said that he would meet me in class, so I braved my entry into the dance studio alone that day. You would have sworn that I had just stepped onto the set of Fame: Latin America. These people have on official ballroom dancing shoes and "Salsa 4 Life" t-shirts doing all sorts of limber dance stretches and warming up with complex mini salsa routines. And of course, half of my class had some sort of ethnic or cultural tie to a Spanish speaking nation, so naturally I am ignorantly inferring that I must be amongst a dance troupe of salsa naturals. So, there I was, dressed in little yellow sweat pants, a white beater, and my bulky Addidas running shoes looking like a step aerobics instructor and feeling like I might just want to keel over and die.

"is this the beginners class??" I asked one of the dancers, "no, this is advanced beginners." :::heart threatening to give out:::

This is all very intimidating to me, but where my point lies is in the fact that a) I grew up taking tap, jazz, ballet and African dance, so it's not like I'm some complete stranger to coordinated movement; and b) what should be most determining of any dance experience I have is that, well, I'm black. That may sound small-minded, but I've always felt that rhythm was my birthright. I don't recall being taught how to find a beat, it was always just there; within reach and immediately accessible. You give me a base line and I'm all over it.

But salsa, salsa has proven to be an entirely different animal. Maybe it's because we are taking lessons from a salsa king who, according to the all-knowing Wikipedia, has an entire style named after him that just so happens to "break" on the most anti-Afro-intuitive count of 2, but unless my salsa partner is there to reign me in or I have a class to fall in line with, I am a hot and spicy salsa mess indeed. By the end of that first advanced beginners class, to which we will not be returning for quite some time, I literally knocked three grown men in the head during partner work turns.

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Thus, I have been humbled. I'm stepping down from my "I'm so glad I'm a black girl who can dance" high horse and realizing that I've, evidently, been living in a rhythmic bubble. For all of those moments when I was baffled, fascinated by, and ultimately pitying my friends of the rhythmically challenged sort as they jerked and stumbled awkwardly through the beat of a song, I now understand. For the first time, I am the white girl at the black club, so to speak, and I can only hope that one day my struggle with this music will come to an end and I will catch the beat like the archetypal Justin Timberlake of salsa that I am striving to be.

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written by Simple Man , September 25, 2007
I thought all black girls could dance too! That's kind of how I feel when it comes to the black men myth about sexual performance. I just can't live up to the myth! Give a brother a break. Lol, just kidding.

But you ought to be ashamed that you can't dance. Just kidding again.
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written by Jackrabbit Jenkins , September 25, 2007
Salsa is just a different beast. Once you get the basics down it becomes simple and you can once again flaunt your innate black rhythm.
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written by zamaih , September 26, 2007
Funny story...Dancers are always "intense" I know exactly how you felt with the tennis shoes and sweatpants. That's one thing I don't miss about dance class, lol.
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written by wild cowgirl , September 27, 2007
....sigh....
yes, i am busy.
but no worries...i can make some
time to give u some lessons.
i think i can sacrifice an hour on
monday nights.

(my charity work begins today)
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written by The Talented Tenth , September 28, 2007
Well this is an interesting perspective. Its funny to think how much we take for granted as intuitive to ourselves as a culture, but when branching out to other things, we shockingly find roadblocks in our way. The beauty of this situation is that the challenge inherent in not hearing the beat is one that can push you to grow into a better, faster and stronger version of your prior self. Something like the evolution of a Super Saiyan (shout out to my anime geeks). All too often people tend to shy away from things that arent natural to them, never realizing how the tougher challenges can actually be the most rewarding. So I wonder, will you be wearing a salsa dress and sexyfly shoes in June, or still rocking the same wife beater and Run DMC's Addidas?


The white girl in the club reference - priceless
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written by kia , October 01, 2007
hahahahhaha.. I love it.. Momo you can do it. Im sure just give you like 6-7months and youll be all over it
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written by Renee , October 21, 2007
It is shocking to the trained ballerina that she cannot grasp a line dance or shake her formality long enough to get down and funky at a club without looking like an ostrich. It's disturbing to a gifted street dancer that they are actually clumsy when trying to learn a basic choreagraphed routine. But with the combination of natural talent, patience and desire I have not doubt that you will soon be stepping out in those sexyfly shoes mentioned by the talented tenth above as the new salsa queen. If not...the myth can work for you as it did a friend of mine (black actress) who truly couldnot dance, and when she would blow the dance part of an audition, it was chocked up as just an off day and she would get the part. The casting directors would say " well we know you can dance" (hidden text) "All black girls can dance"
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